Really --- it's UNBELIEVABLE!!!!

Gots a story for all my readers (yes, both of you!!!) It all started with a ding-a-ling brunette (who looks amazingly like me) accepting a credit card her freshman year of college. Don't get all judgmental now....she was engaged and had a wedding coming up! Priorities people, priorities!!! Fast forward oh, say 12 years (UGH!), and ding-a-ling and her dear hubby (who looks a lot like Damon) are hot to trot to get out from under ANY and all debt ASAP!! Well everything but the student loans....which are gonna take until their SUPER CUTE kids (who look a lot like......you know where this is going, right?!) are OUT of college! Soooo, credit company A is super STUPID!! Dear hubby has a super cool job where some really important people said you can't charge him over a certain amount in interest. Well "A" found a loop-hole and told ding and hubby to shove that law where the sun don't shine....in not so many words. Ding-a-ling's response was "Right back atcha!" in so many words! Ding and hubby had some hard times, but pulled through....and recently paid the stupid credit company A off.....and there may have been some happy dances, but that isn't confirmed. Stupid A then proceeded to automatically withdraw a payment for their non-existent balance the proceeding month. Ding.....man, she was NOT happy! But she has super powers (and a GREAT phone plan) and fixed it!
Ding and Hubby also had another credit company, we will call the C. It was the same situation as with "A", but C was more patriotic, loyal to country, and thankful for Hubby's service, in his super cool job that is. So C said SURE we'll follow that law. A few years passed and Ding, being so much like her name --- a ding-a-ling, forgot to refile those super-dooper important papers when the time came. She was super busy with their cute kids. WELL...long story cut short because it's late, Ding called and got the papers together....she even went out of her way to fax them clear over this BIG giant pond where "C" was located. Well, tonight Ding was inspired to call and check on the status of those super important papers.....and wouldn't you know, those puppies were processed today!!! SUPER AWESOME credit company C went WAY beyond what they were required to do and CREDITED FOUR YEARS of fees, interest, EVERYTHING.....leaving Ding and Hubby with a freaking CREDIT BALANCE!!!! Ding made the guy repeat himself like four times, she was so shocked...but I would be too! What credit card company does that!!!
The moral of this story, you ask???? DON'T EVER, EVER, EVER USE CREDIT CARDS!!!

I am still saying "Can you believe that??"